Yes, There is a Santa Claus and Here’s His Boot Camp
The Baby-Boo and The Dancer were asking, “Is Santa Claus real?”
“Of course,” I said.
“How does he know where to go?,” They wondered.
“He knows,” I said. “The Marines trained him…”
Thank you (foot)notes
A salute to John Howland at USNA At Large.
Your Business Blogger(R) worked with Marines as an Army Officer. I always had a half dozen or so Marine classmates in a 60 man class (no girls allowed: Combat Arms) — The Marines always — ALWAYS — got the top grades, regularly beating Your Business Blogger(R).
Which, some would say, is a low hurdle…
Anyway, it would be logical that the Marines would be the Santa trainers. And not the liberal community organizers who trained Barack Obama.